Santa: Tum Itni Gulabi Kyon Lag Rahi Ho? Prito: Aapki Pyari Baton Ko Sunkar Main Bechain Ho Jati Hu Aur Vah Mere Dil Ko Chhukar Romantic Bana Jati Hain! Aur Main Aapse Lipatne Ke Liye Bechain Ho Jaati Hu! Isliye Main Aapko Gulabi Dikh Rahi Hu Moral: Ladki Ko Koi Sawal N Hi Pochho To Achcha Hai!
Banta: Agar Duniyan Men Sari Aurton Ke Chehare Ek Jaise Hote To Kya Hota? Santa: Hona Kya Tha Gais Silender Ki Tarah Ek Mahina Iske Ghar Dusara Mahina Uske Ghar!
Banta: Soch Raha Hu Ki Amerika Ghum Aaun Kitne Paise Lagenge? Santa: Kuchh Bhi Nahin! Banta: Kya Matlab? Santa: Sochane Ke Liye Paise Thodi Lagte Hain!
Santa: Ye Kele Kaise Diye? Dukandar: Do Rupaye Ka Ek! Santa: 1 Rupaye Men Doge? Dukandar: 1 Rupaye Men To Sirf Chhilka Hi Milega! Santa: Le 1 Rupya Le Chhilka Rakh Aur Kela Dede!
Santa: A Tu Koi Kaam Nahin Karta Tujhe Pulis Pakad Kar Le Jayegi! Banta: Kyon? Santa: Kyonki Tu Kam-Chor Hai!
Sante Ka Padosi Mar Gaya! Santa Apni Padosan Ko Afsoos Karne Gaya Aur Pucha "Body A Gai?" Aur Tabhi "Ded Bodi" Lekker Ambulans A Gai! Santa Jhat Se Bola "Batao Kitni Lambi Umra Hai!"